Everything about Convoy Song totally explained
"
Convoy" is a
1975 novelty song performed by
C.W. McCall (pseudonym of Bill Fries) that became a number-one hit in the
USA (#2 UK) and helped start a worldwide craze for
citizens band (CB)
radio. The song was the inspiration for the 1978
Sam Peckinpah film
Convoy.
The song
The song consists of three different types of interspersed dialog: a simulated
CB conversation interspersed with
CB slang, the narration of the story and the
chorus. It is the story about a fictitious minor trucker rebellion that drives from the west coast to the east coast of the
United States without stopping. What they're protesting against (other than the then-prevalent 55 miles per hour
speed limit) appears to be
toll road payments, as evidenced by lines such as "We tore up all our swindle sheets and left 'em sittin' on scales" and, more overtly, "We just ain't gonna pay no toll").
The "conversation" is between three truckers, using their
handles "Rubber Duck", "Pig Pen" and "Sod Buster", but we only hear Rubber Duck's side of the conversation.
Rubber Duck (driving a
Kenworth with a load of
logs) is at the "front door" (the leader) of three
eighteen-wheelers (
tractor and
semi-trailer) when he realizes that they've a
convoy. Following the Rubber Duck is an unnamed trucker in a "cab-over Pete with a reefer on" (a
refrigerated trailer, hauled by a
Peterbilt truck configured with the
cab over the engine), while Pig Pen brings up the rear in a
"Jimmy" (GMC truck) hauling
hogs.
The convoy begins heading toward "Flagtown" (
Flagstaff, Arizona) at night on
June 6 on "I-one-oh" (
I-10) just outside of "Shakytown" (
Los Angeles, California, known by that name due to its frequent earth tremors). By the time they get to "Tulsatown" (
Tulsa, Oklahoma), there are eighty-five trucks in the convoy and the "bears" (police) have set up a road block and have a "bear in the air" (police helicopter) monitoring the situation. By the time they get to "Chi-town" (
Chicago, Illinois), the convoy has been joined by a "suicide jockey" (truck hauling explosives) and
"eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus", and the police have called out "reinforcements from the 'Illinoise' (
Illinois)
National Guard". The convoy crashes another road block when crossing a toll bridge into
New Jersey, and by this time they've "a thousand screamin' trucks" in all.
Several times during the song, Rubber Duck would complain about the smell of the hogs that Pig Pen was hauling, and he kept asking Pig Pen to "back off" (fall further behind). By the end of the song, Pig Pen has fallen so far back that when Rubber Duck is in New Jersey, Pig Pen has only gotten as far as
Omaha (a veiled reference to the headquarters of
American Gramaphone, the label which released the song).
The song is also notable for sharing the same meter as the
Robert W. Service poem "
The Cremation of Sam McGee".
Sequel
McCall's "
'Round the World with the Rubber Duck" is the sequel to "Convoy". In this continuation, the convoy leaves the United States and travels around the world, through
England,
France,
West and
East Germany, the
USSR,
Japan, and
Australia.
Remakes
C.W. McCall recorded a new version of the song with different lyrics for the soundtrack of the 1978 film
Convoy. C.W. McCall also made two additional re-recordings of the original song, one for his 1990 album, and the other for the 2003
Mannheim Steamroller album
American Spirit.
In 1976, an English version,
Convoy GB, featuring
BBC Radio 1 DJs
Dave Lee Travis and
Paul Burnett as
Laurie Lingo & The Dipsticks, made #4 on the UK singles chart. In this version, the two truckers are "Superscouse" and "Plastic Chicken".
The song made an appearance in
The Simpsons, in the episode "
Radio Bart". Another episode, "
'Tis the Fifteenth Season", featured a Christmas themed version called "Christmas Convoy". The song was also sung by Earl, Joy and Randy in an episode of
My Name is Earl, entitled "
Made a Lady Think I Was God". The song was featured in the television series
Futurama, in the episode "
Parasites Lost". The current Fire in the Night show at the Pacific National Exhibition in Vancouver, BC is also based upon the most recent Paul Brandt version of the song.
Paul Brandt version
The song was
covered in 2004 by
Paul Brandt. The video features Brandt and fellow country singers
Jason McCoy and
Aaron Lines as well as
Calgary Flames defensemen
Mike Commodore and
Rhett Warrener as truckers and
George Canyon, of
Nashville Star fame, as the highway patrol officer. The video can be seen on
CMT in both
Canada and the
United States. Brandt's version of the song peaked at #9 on the
Canadian Country Singles chart.
The song was re-written into a Christmas song by
Paul Brandt on his
A Gift album. This re-written version was called "Christmas Convoy" and it peaked at #36 on the Canadian country charts.
Paul Brandt was at the Dauphin Country Music Festival in Manitoba and saw a trucking company with his name on it. After some talking, the owner of the company agreed to let Paul Brandt use his trucks for the music video.
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